your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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