singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just want to make out with him forever
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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