Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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