there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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