what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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