You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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