im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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