She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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