if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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