they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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