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Nicole vs. Life
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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