There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
