if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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