i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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