Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
4 words: hood of his car
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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