Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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