I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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