just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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