yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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