i will never coherently bang her
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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