glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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