stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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