i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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