Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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