did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I cannot find my penis.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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