Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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