Just cropdusted the office
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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