Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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