very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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