My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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I want to be your penis for a week.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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