i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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