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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Why is there bacon in the couch?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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