Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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