Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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