I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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