i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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