OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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