I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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