She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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