do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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