Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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