No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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