I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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