Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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