honey bunches of taint.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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