so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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