My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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