On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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