Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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