Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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