butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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