Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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