You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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