O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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