i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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