Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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