idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Sorry about my life...
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