I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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