I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
it's like iHOP with fire
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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